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Kansas Sheriff’s Office Drops Hilarious Press Release After Chase Ends in Cow Pond

Sam DanielsBy Sam DanielsJanuary 8, 20263 Mins Read
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ALMA, KS — A stolen vehicle pursuit through Wabaunsee County on January 6 ended not only with one suspect in custody but also with a now-viral press release from the Wabaunsee County Sheriff’s Office that’s drawing attention for its humor, personality, and pro-2A sentiment.

According to the Sheriff’s Office, the incident began when a stolen vehicle was spotted traveling on I-70 and exited into Alma. The suspect drove through town, then headed north until the vehicle crashed near K-99 and Fairfield Road.

From there, the pursuit turned into what the Sheriff’s Office described as “an ambitious but poorly executed attempt to escape the long arm of the law.” The suspect fled on foot and tried hiding in a cow pond, which the department jokingly called the “classic maneuver” of “‘I’ll just run into the countryside and see what happens,’” quickly followed by “TONS OF COPS EVERYWHERE & ALL AT ONCE.”

In a standout moment from the press release, the Sheriff’s Office noted the suspect “was quickly met by Kansas State Troopers, Alma City Marshal Mike Baker in a scuba suit, and Deputies of your Wabaunsee County Sheriff’s Office.” They later clarified, “Ok, so Marshal Mike was not wearing a scuba suit, yet that would have been like, totally rad.”

Adding to the story, an armed local homeowner, Mr. Anthony Maike, was praised for his readiness and resolve. In the department’s words, he “stepped up to protect his property armed with a super sick boom stick,” adding, “trespassing in rural Kansas is not recommended and we LOVE the 2nd Amendment here in Wabaunsee County Kansas THANK YOU MR. MAIKE!!”

The suspect, identified as 26-year-old Dylan Woodcox of Abilene, Kansas, was taken into custody without incident. He now faces charges including fleeing and eluding, possession of a stolen vehicle, driving without a license, and active warrants out of Dickinson County. No injuries were reported.

The humorous, emoji-laced press release closed by reminding would-be criminals: “fleeing law enforcement in a stolen vehicle and then choosing random Kansas farmland where everyone has big ole guns 24/7 365 as an escape plan continues to be the leading least effective strategy in the history of crime.”

Behind the jokes was a serious outcome: the cooperation of multiple law enforcement agencies and a legally armed citizen brought a potentially dangerous situation to a safe resolution.

In an age where law enforcement communications are often dry and formal, Wabaunsee County’s approach stood out — mixing facts, humor, and a healthy dose of Kansas pride in the Second Amendment.

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